mini jokes

Ok.heres some lokes for the guys who hate their mini.(nothing personal)

QUESTION : What’s the difference between a Mini and any other car?
ANSWER : When you pull into the service station you fill a mini up with oil and check the petrol.

QUESTION : Do you know who engineered the mini’s electrical system ?
ANSWER : LUCAS prince of darkness.

If LUCAS made guns, wars would not start either.

Did you hear about the LUCAS powered torpedo – It sank!

QUESTION : How did Joe LUCAS die ?
ANSWER : He used one of his own pacemakers.

QUESTION : Why do the British drink warm beer ?
ANSWER : LUCAS make their fridges !

LUCAS Three-way Switch – Dim, Flicker, Off

LUCAS is the patent holder for the short circuit.

Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into the Mini and asked the owner “How can you tell one switch from another at night,as they all look the same ? ” He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !

QUESTION : What is the most silent car in the world ?
ANSWER : The Because you cover your ears with your knees !!

QUESTION : Why do all mini-owners go to heaven ?
ANSWER : They had hell on earth !!

QUESTION : How many elephants will fit in a mini ?
ANSWER : Two in the front and two in the back

QUESTION : How many giraffes will fit in it ?
ANSWER : None, it’s full of elephants.

QUESTION : How would you know if 4 elephants are ransacking your house ?
ANSWER : There’s a mini parked out front.

QUESTION : what is the most selling option for the Mini ?
ANSWER : the remote commande.

QUESTION : what sort of paint is used to paint a Mini ?
ANSWER : scale model paint.

QUESTION : what is the “must” for a Mini model collector ?
ANSWER : to have the Maxi.

QUESTION : what do the Mini conductor in the traffic jam ?
ANSWER : he gets his Mini under his arm and walk up the row.

QUESTION : what is the Mini’s particularity ?
ANSWER : everybody wants to drive it but nobody could enter in it.

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